Valentine

Behold it is written in the book of
February chapter 14 verse 16"
"And it shall come to pass that on
val'sday, excuses shall arise again; my
battery died, my credit got finished,
my DP refused to change, my boss
selected me for the trip, traffic jams
etc...
When thou seeth these signs, be
calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace
and know that verily verily, thou art
not thy boo's boo , THOU ART A SIDE
CHICK"